|Tuesday, June 9th, 2009|
|Tuesday, February 10th, 2009|
Stuck in the past
"It's so cold out, Michael Jackson had to find his other glove." -- dude at the 7-11 on Broad Street. His buddies thought it was hilarious.
(Also it was 38 degrees out.)
|Monday, September 29th, 2008|
associate 1: and where is the client at right now?
associate 2: Dubai
associate 1: is that a country?
|Thursday, September 18th, 2008|
"So you're saying I can have anal sex and still remain a virgin for marriage???"
Overheard on Thayer.
|Saturday, August 2nd, 2008|
|Wednesday, January 30th, 2008|
at supercuts on thayer
: I just wish she wasn't so menopausal!
: (attempts unsuccessfully to stifle a laugh)
: What? She's like 27!
|Wednesday, July 11th, 2007|
|Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007|
use Nair. It's scary, and you can't sit down for a week." -- dude on Wickenden street
|Thursday, June 7th, 2007|
Sue Cupid, Hard-Boiled Yenta
"When he gets here, you'd fucking better run up to him and give him a fucking hug and kiss or I'll fucking kick your ass."
- one woman to another on Empire Street in Providence
|Friday, May 18th, 2007|
|Thursday, March 22nd, 2007|
|Sunday, February 18th, 2007|
at East Side Marketplace in Providence
Woman at checkout counter: (taking things out of her cart)
... and put the bread on top, and put the bologna on top, and put the steak on top, and ...Cashier:
Wait a minute. How can I put everything on top?[There is a brief pause.]Woman at checkout counter:
Use two bags.
|Wednesday, January 10th, 2007|
|Monday, October 2nd, 2006|
guy near the river in Providence
"So we said, 'Why
did you steal
And he was was like, "No! I didn't
steal the capers!' And he's holding the jar of capers over his head!"
|Saturday, September 30th, 2006|
|Thursday, September 28th, 2006|
|Wednesday, September 20th, 2006|
|Monday, September 18th, 2006|
"I want to start a blog. I'm really pissed right now."
-- guy at Kabob & Curry in Providence
|Tuesday, September 12th, 2006|
at the Spike's on Thayer Street
Guy: "Excuse me, sir, if you don't mind me asking, what's that little thing next to your radio?"
Brown University cop: "Can't tell you -- I'm at lunch."
|Sunday, September 10th, 2006|