Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote in overheardinri,
Jacob Haller

Sue Cupid, Hard-Boiled Yenta

"When he gets here, you'd fucking better run up to him and give him a fucking hug and kiss or I'll fucking kick your ass."

- one woman to another on Empire Street in Providence

  • at the Everyman Bistro open mike

    "So where do you get fake mustaches in bulk, anyway?"

  • Stuck in the past

    "It's so cold out, Michael Jackson had to find his other glove." -- dude at the 7-11 on Broad Street. His buddies thought it was hilarious. (Also it…

  • office chat

    associate 1: and where is the client at right now? associate 2: Dubai associate 1: is that a country?

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