Cashier: "Uh ... Well, if that happened to me, it wouldn't be gone. I'd still have some."
Woman: "No, it just slips away from you. I got $6000 just in tickets, getting pulled over all the time."
"So where do you get fake mustaches in bulk, anyway?"
"It's so cold out, Michael Jackson had to find his other glove." -- dude at the 7-11 on Broad Street. His buddies thought it was hilarious. (Also it…
associate 1: and where is the client at right now? associate 2: Dubai associate 1: is that a country?