Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote in overheardinri,
Jacob Haller
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In the Brooks Pharmacy at the corner of Broad and Public Streets in Providence

Woman: "I won $50,000 last month -- Powerball. I was one number off from the jackpot. But it's all gone now."
Cashier: "Uh ... Well, if that happened to me, it wouldn't be gone. I'd still have some."
Woman: "No, it just slips away from you. I got $6000 just in tickets, getting pulled over all the time."
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