Jacob Haller (jwgh) wrote in overheardinri,
Jacob Haller

at the Elmwood post office

Customer: "I'd like a sheet of the baseball stamps."

Postal Worker #1: "I'm sorry, we're out of baseball stamps."

Customer: "Oh, OK. How about the breast cancer stamps?"

Postal Worker #1: "No, we're out of those too."

Postal Worker #2: "Wait! I have breast cancer!"

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