Postal Worker #1: "I'm sorry, we're out of baseball stamps."
Customer: "Oh, OK. How about the breast cancer stamps?"
Postal Worker #1: "No, we're out of those too."
Postal Worker #2: "Wait! I have breast cancer!"
"So where do you get fake mustaches in bulk, anyway?"
"It's so cold out, Michael Jackson had to find his other glove." -- dude at the 7-11 on Broad Street. His buddies thought it was hilarious. (Also it…
associate 1: and where is the client at right now? associate 2: Dubai associate 1: is that a country?